The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.

If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough.

—Jim Bishop

Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18.

—Jim Bishop

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

—Jim Bishop

A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.

—Eric Hoffer

The future is much like the present, only longer.

—Dan Quisenberry

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

—Andy Warhol

I never think of the future—it comes soon enough.

—Albert Einstein

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

—Charles M. Schulz