Charles M. Schulz

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

—Charles M. Schulz

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

—Charles M. Schulz

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

—Charles M. Schulz

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

—Charles M. Schulz

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

—Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

—Charles M. Schulz

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

—Charles M. Schulz

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

—Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

—Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.

—Charles M. Schulz

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

—Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

—Charles M. Schulz