Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

—Charles M. Schulz

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

—Charles M. Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night.

—Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

—Charles M. Schulz

That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another.…

—Charles M. Schulz

If you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

—J. P. Donleavy

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

—Jane Caminos

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

—Edward Abbey

The worm in the radish doesn't think there is anything sweeter.

—Shalom Aleichem

No man was ever more than about nine meals away from crime or suicide.

—Eric Sevareid