If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
—Carl Sagan in Cosmos
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Eating is never so simple as hunger.
Man does not live by bread alone.
Man does not live by bread alone, but he also does not live long without it.
No man was ever more than about nine meals away from crime or suicide.
The worm in the radish doesn't think there is anything sweeter.
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.