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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

—James Lileks

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If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.

—Bill Maher in The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

—Mark Twain

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If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.

—Grandma Moses

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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.

—Sophia Loren

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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

—Ellen DeGeneres

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The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

—Louis C.K.

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With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?

—Mitch Hedberg

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

—George Carlin

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Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.

—Robert Louis Stevenson

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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.

—Jose Simon

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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!

—Tommy Smothers

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Never eat spinach just before going on the air.

—Dan Rather

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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

—Peter De Vries

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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

—Woody Allen

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