Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

—Ellen DeGeneres

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About Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( də-JEN-ər-əs; born January 26, 1958), is an American comedian, actress, television host, writer, and producer.

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The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

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I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

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Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.

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I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.

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Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!

—Phyllis McGinley

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Coming from Chicago, I like a white Christmas.

—Dennis Franz

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There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in America will receive Christmas presents this year, yet few of us pause to consider the miserable life of the pig — an animal easily as intelligent as a dog — that becomes the Christmas ham.

—Michael Pollan

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At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.

—Thomas Tusser

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Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

—Matt Groening

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