I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: humor alcohol motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About Ellen DeGeneres Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( də-JEN-ər-əs; born January 26, 1958), is an American comedian, actress, television host, writer, and producer.
More quotations from Ellen DeGeneres Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: procrastination Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: success Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: education Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: advice Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: procrastination Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: success Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: education Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Don't give advice. It will come back and bite you in the [butt]. Don't take anyone's advice. So, my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Tags: advice Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble. —Ellen DeGeneres More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
More quotations tagged with “motherhood” Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. —Barbara Kingsolver More about this quote Tags: strength laws motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Being a mother is a noble status, right? Right. So why does it change when you put "unwed" or "welfare" in front of it? —Florynce Kennedy More about this quote Tags: nobility marriage motherhood welfare Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email All that remains to the mother in modern consumer society is the role of scapegoat; psychoanalysis uses huge amounts of money and time to persuade analysands to foist their problems onto the absent mother, who has no opportunity to utter a word in her own defense. Hostility to the mother in our societies is an index of mental health. —Germaine Greer More about this quote Tags: society money problems mother motherhood psychoanalysis Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email She had risen and was walking about the room, her fat, worn face sharpening with a sort of animal alertness into power and protection. The claws that hide in every maternal creature slipped out of the fur of good manners. —Margaret Deland More about this quote Tags: power manners walking protection motherhood alertness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. —Florida Scott-Maxwell More about this quote Tags: optimism hope improvement mother motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. —Barbara Kingsolver More about this quote Tags: strength laws motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Being a mother is a noble status, right? Right. So why does it change when you put "unwed" or "welfare" in front of it? —Florynce Kennedy More about this quote Tags: nobility marriage motherhood welfare Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
All that remains to the mother in modern consumer society is the role of scapegoat; psychoanalysis uses huge amounts of money and time to persuade analysands to foist their problems onto the absent mother, who has no opportunity to utter a word in her own defense. Hostility to the mother in our societies is an index of mental health. —Germaine Greer More about this quote Tags: society money problems mother motherhood psychoanalysis Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
She had risen and was walking about the room, her fat, worn face sharpening with a sort of animal alertness into power and protection. The claws that hide in every maternal creature slipped out of the fur of good manners. —Margaret Deland More about this quote Tags: power manners walking protection motherhood alertness Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. —Florida Scott-Maxwell More about this quote Tags: optimism hope improvement mother motherhood Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email