About Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( də-JEN-ər-əs; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, actress, television host, writer, and producer. She began her career in stand-up comedy in the early 1980s, gaining national attention with a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. She starred in the television sitcoms...
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Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it.
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