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Ronnie Shakes (born Ronald Michael Sakele; February 21, 1947 – May 16, 1987) was an American stand up comedian who made seven appearances on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson from 1984 to 1987. According to his wife, Ronnie "idolized [Woody] Allen, especially his perfect lines and timing".
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say.