Ronnie Shakes (born Ronald Michael Sakele; February 21, 1947 – May 16, 1987) was an American stand up comedian who made seven appearances on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson from 1984 to 1987. According to his wife, Ronnie "idolized [Woody] Allen, especially his perfect lines and timing".
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.