A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips

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Emo Philips (born Philip Soltanec, February 7, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice.

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