A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
—Henry Morgan
The great thieves punish the little ones.
—Thomas Fuller
Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal.
—Lionel Trilling
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
—Emo Philips