A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.

Henry Morgan

About Henry Morgan

Portrait of Henry Morgan

Sir Henry Morgan (Welsh: Harri Morgan; c. 1635 – 25 August 1688) was a Welsh privateer, plantation owner, and, later, Lieutenant Governor of Jamaica. From his base in Port Royal, Jamaica, he and those under his command raided settlements and shipping ports on the Spanish Main, becoming wealthy as they...

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