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Louis C.K.

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Louis Alfred Székely (; born September 12, 1967), known professionally as Louis C.K. (), is an American stand-up comedian, actor and filmmaker. C.K. has won six Emmy Awards, and three Grammy Awards, three Critics' Choice Awards, three Peabody Awards and a Screen Actors Guild Award as well as nominations for two Golden Globe Awards. He was listed as one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People in 2012 and Rolling Stone ranked him fourth on its 2017 list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.

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Quotes from Louis C.K.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

—Louis C.K.

The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

—Louis C.K.

The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.

—Louis C.K.