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The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

Bill Maher

If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake—it's a glass of ice cream.

—Bill Maher in The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

About Bill Maher

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William Maher (born January 20, 1956) is an American television host, comedian, actor and political commentator. Known for his political satire, he is the host of the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher (2003–present) and podcast Club Random (2022–present). He previously hosted a late-night show called Politically Incorrect (1993–2002) on ABC and Comedy Central.

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