If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream. —Bill Maher in The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass More about this quote Tags: food milkshakes ice cream desserts straws Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream. —Bill Murray More about this quote Tags: taxes kids ice cream Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email