If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshake--it's a glass of ice cream.
—Bill Maher in The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
About Bill Maher
William Maher ( MAR; born January 20, 1956) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. He is popularly known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher (2003–present) and the similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect (1993–2002), originally on Comedy Central and...
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