More quotations tagged with “food”
In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.
—Jose Simon
Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords.
—Robert Louis Stevenson
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
—George Carlin
With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?
—Mitch Hedberg
The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
—Louis C.K.