It isn’t about looks; gorgeous women get dumped every day.
—Sherry Argov in Why Men Love Bitches
When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.