Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature." Twain's novels include The...
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.
When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.
It isn’t about looks; gorgeous women get dumped every day.
—Sherry Argov in Why Men Love Bitches