Samuel Langhorne Clemens (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), known by the pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, and essayist. He was praised as the "greatest humorist the United States has produced," with William Faulkner calling him "the father of American literature." Twain's novels include The...
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.