Evan Esar (1899–1995) was an American humorist who wrote Esar's Comic Dictionary in 1943, Humorous English in 1961, and 20,000 Quips and Quotes in 1968.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.