Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

—Fletcher Knebel

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About Fletcher Knebel

Fletcher Knebel (October 1, 1911 – February 26, 1993) was an American author of several popular works of political fiction.

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Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos.

—Demetri Martin

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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

—Joseph Stalin

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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

—Fran Lebowitz

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