Demetri Evan Martin (Greek: Δημήτριος Ευάγγελος Μάρτιν, Dimitrios Evangelos Martin; born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, writer, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons....
I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.
My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?