Demetri Evan Martin (Greek: Δημήτριος Ευάγγελος Μάρτιν, Dimitrios Evangelos Martin; born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, writer, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons....
Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos.
My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.