Doug Larson (February 10, 1926 – April 1, 2017) was a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocate (1953–1964) and wrote a daily column, "Doug’s Dugout," for the Green Bay Press-Gazette (1964–1988), both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says";...
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.