Doug Larson (February 10, 1926 – April 1, 2017) was a columnist and editor for the Door County Advocate (1953–1964) and wrote a daily column, "Doug’s Dugout," for the Green Bay Press-Gazette (1964–1988), both Wisconsin-based newspapers. The column was originally syndicated through United Media under the title "Senator Soaper Says";...
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.