George Burns (born Nathan Birnbaum; January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer, and one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century....
It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.