George Burns (born Nathan Birnbaum; January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996) was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer, and one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century....
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine.
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
—The Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes