Demetri Martin (Greek: Δημήτριος Ευάγγελος Μάρτιν, Dimitrios Evangelos Martin; born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, writer, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He...
I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.
—Little, Brown Book of Anecdotes
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.