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Herb Caen

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Herbert Eugene Caen (; April 3, 1916 – February 1, 1997) was a San Francisco humorist and journalist whose daily column of local goings-on and insider gossip, social and political happenings, and offbeat puns and anecdotes—"A continuous love letter to San Francisco"—appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle for almost sixty years (excepting a relatively brief defection to The San Francisco Examiner) and made him a household name throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.

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Quotes from Herb Caen

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

—Herb Caen

There are more of them than us.

—Herb Caen

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

—Herb Caen

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

—Herb Caen

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

—Herb Caen