Herbert Eugene Caen (; April 3, 1916 – February 1, 1997) was a San Francisco humorist and journalist whose daily column of local goings-on and insider gossip, social and political happenings, and offbeat puns and anecdotes—"A continuous love letter to San Francisco"—appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle for almost sixty...
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.
The day, water, sun, moon, night - I do not have to purchase these things with money.