Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

—Evan Esar

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

—Evan Esar

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.

—Evan Esar

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

—Evan Esar

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

—Evan Esar

Love is a tyrant sparing none.

—Pierre Corneille

We are nearer loving those who hate us than those who love us more than we wish.

—Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Being in love is the only transcendent experience.

—Armistead Maupin

So, fall asleep love, loved by me… for I know love, I am loved by thee.

—Robert Browning

Love is doing a kindness for someone else, not expecting to receive anything in return.

—Sylvain Reynard in Gabriel's Rapture