About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
More quotations from Steven Wright
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
More quotations tagged with “fire”
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
I can think of no more stirring symbol of man's humanity to man than a fire engine.
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
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