About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
More quotations from Steven Wright
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I installed a skylight in my apartment… the people who live above me are furious!
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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