About Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
More quotations from Steven Wright
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
More quotations tagged with “architecture”
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!