Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
Sometimes fifteen minutes is all it takes for your entire life to change.
—Bella Andre in It Must Be Your Love
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.