Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink. —P. J. O'Rourke More about this quote Tags: sports alcohol drinking snow skiing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. —Steven Wright More about this quote Tags: humor travel skiing size Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. —Dave Barry More about this quote Tags: fun trees skiing Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email