Patrick Jake O'Rourke (November 14, 1947 – February 15, 2022) was an American author, journalist, and political satirist who wrote twenty-two books on subjects as diverse as politics, cars, etiquette, and economics. Parliament of Whores and Give War a Chance both reached No. 1 on The New York Times bestseller list.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.