Patrick Jake O'Rourke (November 14, 1947 – February 15, 2022) was an American political satirist and journalist. O'Rourke was the H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the libertarian Cato Institute and a regular correspondent for The Atlantic Monthly, The American Spectator, and The Weekly Standard, and frequent panelist on National...
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.