Patrick Jake O'Rourke (November 14, 1947 – February 15, 2022) was an American author, journalist, and political satirist who wrote twenty-two books on subjects as diverse as politics, cars, etiquette, and economics. Parliament of Whores and Give War a Chance both reached No. 1 on The New York Times bestseller...
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.