David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American television host, comedian, writer and producer. He hosted late-night television talk shows for 33 years, beginning with the February 1, 1982, debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC and ending with the May 20, 2015, broadcast of Late...
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.