Steven Alexander Wright (born December 6, 1955) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctive lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
The world is disgracefully managed; one hardly knows to whom to complain.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.