Quotations from

David Letterman

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David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American comedian, television host, writer, and producer. He hosted late-night television talk shows for 33 years, beginning with the February 1, 1982, debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC and ending with the May 20, 2015, broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. In total, Letterman hosted 6,080 episodes of Late Night and Late Show, surpassing his friend and mentor Johnny Carson as the longest-serving late-night talk show host in American television history.

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Quotes from David Letterman

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

—David Letterman

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

—David Letterman

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

—David Letterman

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

—David Letterman

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

—David Letterman

USA Today has come out with a new survey—apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

—David Letterman

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

—David Letterman

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

—David Letterman