About W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer. His career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and...
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing.