About W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.