Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
About W. C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
More quotations from W. C. Fields If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Tags: cheating Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Tags: cheating Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. —W. C. Fields More about this quote Permalink for this quote facebook twitter tumblr email