William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
I am getting better at smiling when people expect it.
—Laurie Halse Anderson in Speak