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William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer. His career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and was a featured comedian in the Ziegfeld Follies for several years. He became a star in the Broadway musical comedy Poppy (1923), in which he played a colorful small-time con man. His subsequent stage and film roles were often similar scoundrels or henpecked everyman characters.

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

—W. C. Fields

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

—W. C. Fields