William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer. His career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and...
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.