William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler, and writer.Fields's career in show business began in vaudeville, where he attained international success as a silent juggler. He began to incorporate comedy into his act and was...
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.