About W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American actor, comedian, juggler and writer.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.